neongenesist:

Anime was a mistake.

(via kuzco2000)

circumcising:

"i feel like no one should put a label on their sexuality. it’s wrong" i feel like u should shut the fk up 

rosaparking:

what do you think u accomplished by sending this dumb ass message

grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

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this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

(via shoelessinseattle)

groupons:

Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.

(Source: largeshirt, via youtubekillsme)

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

(via lamejake)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via bastille)